Elizabeth

When my grandkids ask me to tell them a story, this is gonna be it

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8bitstickmod:
Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?
Teacher:
Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone

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ntbx:

dixon-udonta-love:
every time I watch this, I fucking lose it (ಥ﹏ಥ)
😭😭😭😭

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ffractaa:

computervsworld:
as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!
This made me v happy

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vivienvalentino:

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.
Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop*
Everyone:

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virtualcry:

IT (2017)

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nest:

nest:
sometimes when i need a mood boost i just go on amazon and read customer reviews of stuffed animals because theyre always so nice and happy

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creepyuncledon:

I am currently in love with this video.

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kramergate:

I’m a frequent patron of paranormal Reddit threads so I’ve read possibly well into the hundreds of short ostensibly true personal stories of the unknown befalling an unexpecting person, but absolutely none of them have been constantly on my mind like the short and baffling story of a man who, while at the grocery store, was pointed at by a toddler who proceeded to say his full name

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Mary J. Blige will always be the Queen of Hip Hop Soul

iamchinyere:

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